Bacon flavoured briefs launched
J&D’s Foods launched bacon-scented underwear, with enough of a fragrance to last multiple washes and keep on smelling of bacon for half a year.
Available in both male and female styles, each pair is hand crafted in the US to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants, the firm said.
They feature state-of-the-art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology borrowed from space agency from NASA, J&D’s claimed.
J&D’s legal team advised the business to post the following ‘serious warning’:
•J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
•If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.
•If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.